You know nothing, Jo Snow.
Life hasn't been very kind to me lately.

My personality always gets caught in my mouth and I say the wrong thing.

Commonly, I go by Mel.
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corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The Fame Monster (2009)





That Don't Impress Me Much
Shania Twain
PLAYED 4,427 TIMES.

That Don’t Impress Me Much | Shania Twin

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

mizzzery:

my first concert was beethoven reblog if you’re a real 18th-19th century kid