My personality always gets caught in my mouth and I say the wrong thing.
Commonly, I go by Mel.
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
my first concert was beethoven reblog if you’re a real 18th-19th century kid